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Month: October 2016

Earth Stuff Island Insomnia 

Wasps and Seagulls Unite in World Domination Plot

October 26, 2016December 14, 2016 The Goose 1 Comment

WASPS AND SEAGULLS have joined forces in an attempt to really piss us off, sources claim

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Snapchat Speed Filter Killing Friendship

October 24, 2016December 6, 2016 The Goose 0 Comments

A GIRL has admitted that she resents her friend’s obsession with speeding everything up Snapchat

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Bieber Releasing ‘Bangers’ Makes Girl Late for Work

October 15, 2016December 6, 2016 The Goose 0 Comments

A GIRL has arrived late to work after remaining in her car for an extra four minutes because of Justin

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Poor Frisbee Technique Provokes Verbal Onslaught from Friends

October 15, 2016December 6, 2016 The Goose 0 Comments

A MAN has invited abuse after poorly throwing a frisbee to his friends, it has emerged.

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Jersey Seagull’s ‘Bullsh*t Attitude’ Must Be Addressed

October 15, 2016December 15, 2016 The Goose 1 Comment

THE SEAGULLS of Jersey have reigned terror for too long, it has been decided

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Adding Female Friends on Facebook is a F*cking Nightmare

October 14, 2016December 12, 2016 The Goose 0 Comments

A man claims he cannot add a female friend on Facebook due to impending social media onslaught, he has admitted.

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