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Month: May 2017

jersey parishes
Island Insomnia 

Man Provides ‘Disturbingly Accurate’ Guide to Jersey’s 12 Parishes

May 25, 2017May 25, 2017 The Goose

A MAN has dedicated the last 25 years of his life to analysing Jersey’s parishes

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jersey things
Island Insomnia 

Man Lists 7 ‘Classic’ Jersey Things Non-Islanders Don’t Understand

May 22, 2017May 22, 2017 The Goose

A MAN has come forward to address seven misconceptions that non-islanders have when they visit Jersey

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airport car centre jersey
Island Insomnia 

Islander Questions Friendship After ‘Airport Car Centre’ Lyrics Not Repeated

May 11, 2017May 11, 2017 The Goose

AFTER REFUSING to repeat the lyrics ‘Airport Car Centre’, a man has started doubting his friend’s worth

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gorey to st ouens
Island Insomnia 

Distance from Gorey to St Ouen Requires Airport, Claim Islanders

May 8, 2017May 8, 2017 The Goose

“THE DISTANCE between Gorey and St Ouen is simply unacceptable, an airport must be built”

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Island Insomnia 

Man Struggles to Take Date Anywhere But Wildfire

May 2, 2017May 2, 2017 The Goose

A MAN has admitted that it’s impossible to take his date anywhere other than Wildfire

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