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Jersey Contestant to Join Love Island Scumbags in July

June 13, 2018June 13, 2018 The Goose

Jersey have selected a suitable candidate to enter the Love Island Villa

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Man Wearing Shorts This Week Deemed ‘F*cking Mental’ by Britain

March 1, 2018March 1, 2018 The Goose

The man was spotted standing outside Tesco at roughly 11am

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Men Crossing Their Legs Definitely Still Gay

December 10, 2016December 11, 2016 The Goose 0 Comments

A MAN confirms men who cross their legs are obviously gay

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Don’t F*ck With the Bus

December 9, 2016December 13, 2016 The Goose 0 Comments

TOO MANY people simply don’t respect the unpredictability of the common bus

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Man’s New Shoes Are Just Too White

December 9, 2016December 11, 2016 The Goose 1 Comment

A MAN has revealed that his new shoes are simply too white

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Christmas Adverts Fighting Each Other for the Most Tears

November 17, 2016March 7, 2017 The Goose 2 Comments

JOHN LEWIS faces stiff competition as other companies jump into the Christmas boxing ring

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