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Reporting on the tremulous ongoings and uncanny happenings in Jersey (the only island).

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Islanders Shocked to Learn that ‘The Real Housewives of Jersey’ Are Not in Fact, Real

December 29, 2020December 31, 2020 The Goose

I’m unsure what will take longer to recover from, the socio-economic knock-on effects of a global pandemic, or this fucking show.

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Coronavirus: The Strictly Unofficial Guide for Jersey

April 24, 2020April 24, 2020 The Goose

An islander provides a list of solutions to get through this bullshit

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£1,000 to Get into Any Club on NYE a “No-Brainer” According to Islanders

December 31, 2019December 31, 2019 The Goose

Quelle surprise, another poorly-organised new years event beckons

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Island Insomnia 

The Weekender Festival: “Can I Use Pokemon Cards to Buy Beer?”

August 30, 2019August 30, 2019 The Goose

I have a mint condition Charizard I’d like to exchange for a Fosters

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5 Things I Learned from Watching Jersey’s White Collar Boxing Event

May 24, 2019May 26, 2019 The Goose

This isn’t going to hurt, because we’re wearing headgear

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It’s Official: You Can Now Do F*** All in Jersey

March 27, 2019March 27, 2019 The Goose

Jersey continues to shoot itself in the face with ridiculous laws

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