Islanders Shocked to Learn that ‘The Real Housewives of Jersey’ Are Not in Fact, Real
I’m unsure what will take longer to recover from, the socio-economic knock-on effects of a global pandemic, or this fucking show.
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Island Insomnia
Reporting on the tremulous ongoings and uncanny happenings in Jersey (the only island).
Coronavirus: The Strictly Unofficial Guide for Jersey
An islander provides a list of solutions to get through this bullshit
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£1,000 to Get into Any Club on NYE a “No-Brainer” According to Islanders
Quelle surprise, another poorly-organised new years event beckons
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The Weekender Festival: “Can I Use Pokemon Cards to Buy Beer?”
I have a mint condition Charizard I’d like to exchange for a Fosters
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5 Things I Learned from Watching Jersey’s White Collar Boxing Event
This isn’t going to hurt, because we’re wearing headgear
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It’s Official: You Can Now Do F*** All in Jersey
Jersey continues to shoot itself in the face with ridiculous laws
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