Living Legend Closing Remains Worst Part of 2016
AN ISLAND crisis ensued moments after The Living Legend shut down
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Month: November 2016
Sand Street Car Park Misses Opportunity to Become Gladiator Arena
SAND STREET car park has missed a golden opportunity
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Christmas Adverts Fighting Each Other for the Most Tears
JOHN LEWIS faces stiff competition as other companies jump into the Christmas boxing ring
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Green Peace Activists Approached by US Navy Seals
GREEN PEACE activists are being approached by Navy Seals due to their personal infiltration tactics
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St Mary’s Basically Mars
ISLANDERS actively avoiding driving through St Marys due to its alien landscape
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Man Claims Sofa Pillows are Pointless
SAM WOOLARD has admitted sofa pillows are utterly pointless and spending money on them is stupid
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