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Month: December 2016

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Island Insomnia 

Islanders Reminded That Work This Week Is Mega Serious

December 28, 2016December 28, 2016 The Goose 0 Comments

Work this week is not pointless, and everyone must be on high alert, reports claim

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Island Insomnia 

Jersey to Unveil Glorious Roadworks Monument on New Years Day

December 21, 2016December 21, 2016 The Goose 0 Comments

TO CELEBRATE an incredible year, Jersey has decided to place a massive roadworks monument slap-bang in the middle of the

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Island Insomnia 

Jersey Borrows Massive Dragon to Stop Fog at the Airport

December 19, 2016December 20, 2016 The Goose 0 Comments

THE JERSEY government have imported a dragon from Westeros to quell the relentless fog

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Island Insomnia 

Jersey Odeon Just Wants a Friend

December 18, 2016December 18, 2016 The Goose 0 Comments

NOT EVEN Richard Branson or Alan Sugar know how to revive the zombified husk of the Jersey Odeon

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Island Insomnia 

Jersey Is Definitely in America According to University Friends

December 17, 2016December 17, 2016 The Goose 0 Comments

138% OF UNIVERSITY students believe Jersey and New Jersey are the same place, reports claim

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24 year-old Still Adamant on Closing Car Windows Through Jersey Tunnel

December 16, 2016December 16, 2016 The Goose 0 Comments

THE TUNNEL quite clearly remains a poisonous cocoon of death

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